MORNING. Because, you know, it was a really good box. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. Nothing is sacred. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My sons friend came over for dinner. Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! All 7 minutes of it. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. Wishing you all a good weekend! Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. The amount of family gossip they traffic to school (and their teachers) would ASTOUND you. My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. DON'T. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. 13-year-old with cerebral palsy is on a mission to inspire others. My son is singing a song he made up called "Free the Nipples" because he doesn't want to wear a shirt and I don't think I'm mature enough to be a parent right now, I suffer from a form of mild cognitive impairment called "motherhood. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. You really showed that glass! Only one of us thinks this is funny. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. My kids love taking turns, for example, they take turns pushing down the garbage so neither one of them has to take it out. Just one. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Sign up to follow me here! My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. My husband had something delivered to the house, so I opened it.I am screaming pic.twitter.com/mI0w6ggaCc. A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. Probably something gross like last time. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. I feel like Ive really grown as a person already this year. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? Like exhaustation. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Kids are terrifying. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. 1. Sign up to follow me here! 5 min read. handing in my dad card. One week post baby and I keep panicking for a second because I realize I havent felt the baby move in a long time. I got-Me: I know. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Turn it off! Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling COME ON, GUYS! from the couch. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. Part of HuffPost Parenting. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. ". You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 8: We only go. The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. Once your kids become teens you only know their friends parents by waving to them from car windows. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. My 5yos lunch bag came home yesterday with a bunch of noodles on it. he looked up from his book & calmly said " Oh I just don't have anything to say to that woman". Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. Wait, why are they jumping? Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. Raising kids isn't easy and some parents need to blow off steam. But you cant have both. Very frustrated. pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. SANTA IS WATCHING! The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Top 20 Best Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! 90% of parenting is crumb identification. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. "My toddler said 'I feel drinky' and yeah girl, same. 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! from the couch. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. This is exactly why I wanted chips! ". By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Took my kids to a KISS concert last night, where my son kept complaining about the smelly feet of the group sitting next to us who decided to go barefoot.In unrelated news, my son doesn't know what weed smells like. I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Enjoy. Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. Is it leave her in the woods? 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. -my 4yo threatening me. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Because shes in the livingroom. 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